officialspaghetti:

FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks

if anything tries to bug me again tonight ill kill it

fraprucan:

"Gay. Bi. Straight, Asexual. Long ago, the sexualities lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Heteros attacked. Only the Pansexuals, master of all sexualities, could stop them.”

mychemicalyaoi:

this summer anime season is ending and I’m just here like

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raise ur hand if you’re ready to ditch your body and become a sentient cloud of cosmic gas
zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.Which zodiac sign did you see first?

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!
It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.
Which zodiac sign did you see first?

fruitegg:

full body coloured lineart and sketch commissions for sudrien 

littlealienproducts:

no hetero 1” buttons // $2
What an adventure
Anonymous

honestly

i just wanna know what kind of bug it was and how it got in the house cause like

i dont go outside or leave doors or windows open 

it looked intimidating enough for me to try and kill it which is surprising cause i like bugs it was like 2 inches and all long and spindly like a wasp and a mosquito, cept it was really bright orange and had really pretty i think maybe iridescent wings 

*sweet victory plays in the distance*

its dead

snoopsmcbee:

fucking wrecked

snoopsmcbee:

fucking wrecked

janeanfabino19:

hisroyalmagesty:

neyruto:

if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight A student 

Seriously though this seems to be the case with a ton of people I know, if you don’t restrict them all the time they actually do better and are mentally healthier

WHY DON’T PARENTS UNDERSTAND THIS?!?

floopyluvspineapples:

You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like:
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cophineismymorphine:

chocolaty:

slygirl1:

chocolaty:

cashtonsbiceps:

chocolaty:

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

Fuck I have homework

you see what i mean

Fuck I cant remember if I had homework or not

this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time

goddammit